That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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