I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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