brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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