I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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