she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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