She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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