idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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