Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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