im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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