i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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