Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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