woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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