I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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