So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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