The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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