There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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