Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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