a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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