You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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