quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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