I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she smelled like a LAN party
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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