david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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