it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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