I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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