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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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