Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I'm really busy with my period
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