dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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