I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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