so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I had to cum in my sink.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Randomize
