i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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