Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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