The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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