do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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