So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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