why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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