doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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