its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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