Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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