ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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