"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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