I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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