dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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