Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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