So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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