is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
