I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
