awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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