morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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