Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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