Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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