Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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