why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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