Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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