She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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