Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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