she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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